Some shithead

Fuck you, giant sharkwound!

Dare you enter.... The SPERMPOOL!!!!

A guy licking a present's blood.

A flower-lion that enjoys shit.

A badly drawn peace symbol holding an arrow thats on fire

A giant head chasing a guy in a hat carrying a cd. Or a burger. Something.

DEAR GOD SOMEONE BEHEADED SHREK!!!

Mr Moose is glad his wife died. She was probably a naggy bitch.

Doodle or Die

Okay... A guy is sitting at a computer... I think. His girlfriend is demanding oral sex but he's busy trolling about comic sans on a forum.

A book of Mad Libs on it's period.

Mmm yea dat sexy sax solo.

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