Doodle or Die

Spiderman lying on a skateboard, shooting web towards Jesus while telling him that he can't run from him.

Broccoli nuke at a far distance. Apple and Orange (both have white glasses) are safe. Orange congratulates apple with a fine nuking.

Gay bacon strips

Orange kitten-car

Happy albino giraffe sticking head up from a hole in a car without wheels or backpart.

Number one in wonderland.

boats in the water

Man poring water on a door on the ground

Lion-flower-fly

Guy jumping on motorcycle, telling all people who has sexual intercourse with mothers to give him oral sex.

A pickle becoming skeptical as a worm approaches.

Two people becoming really shocked by seeing a racist flag on top of a cat with aids.

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