Someone describes an acid trip. It involves a cyclops and so many colors.

Ugly baby can talk. Looks like he also has some form of skeletal dysplasia.

A really really really long dachshund.

Some Americans in a canoe have no idea what they're doing.

IT'S THE MIRACLE OF LIFE

I think this is a confused old woman. But it could be something totally different.

Looks like pirate porn.

Three orange people. Well actually, two orange people and one disembodied orange head. Pretty sure they're the Powerpuff Girls.

Wheatley and Glados (as a potato) are in space.

A scary orange man has just clawed a snowman, and now he's ice skating away happily.

A sad silver christmas tree with a pink star and three ornaments.

Two snooty guys say that Star Wars 3D deserves an Oscar.