A woman with watermelons in her shirt possibly does something you probably aren't paying very close attention to.

for god's sake man there is a skip button for a reason

The only thing worse than trench warfare is trench warfare and at the same time constipation

Even though it's the opposite of green, the carrot complains about how it ain't easy

New Skyrim DLC confirmed for Pokemon

its a goddamn dinosaur laser fight

PewDiePie teaches abstinence-only sex ed. The next generation is so fucked

SAY LAG AGAIN. SAY LAG ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY LAG ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

hopefully someone good at art draws porn or something idk

i can't fucking even.

A volcano

Pikachu becomes less cute after tracking shit all over your priceless rugs.