Water is the thing, not hearts.

To be fair, it's difficult to be accepting when you're sporting both a mullet AND Beats by Dre.

A grand piano on an abstract stage.

A green snake wrapping up a heart in American-Traditional Tattoo style. The snake has the word "SASH" tattoo'd on it.

Receiving a text from 77221. They want you to bring your "stuff".

"YOU CALL YOURSELF A SOLDIER, MAGGOT!?"

Your favorite molecule

Your largest fear as a child....

Penguin in camouflage.

Max lands a new starring role - He plays "Fenton" in the upcoming blockbuster "Jesus Christ in Lincoln Park: A Youtube Story."

Christmas decorations outside of a cozy Georgetown home.

Floating head uses laser eyes to light woman's hair on fire