I don't always drink, but vhen I do, I drink Oktoberfest. Stay thirsty, mein friends.

Sniperman, sniperman. does whatever sniper does. Throws a jar, full of piss. And his gun, will never miss. lookout, here comes the sniperman

MY NIPPLES. THEY ARE MEDICINE.

Spy sees Heavy pushing a cart with two kids in them. He thinks that now is his chance to raise a kid so he tries to steal one but it's ugly

Here, we see a Western Blue Spycrab in its natural habitat, attempting to attract a mate using an alluring dance.

Heavy tells Scout about his problems, but Scout simply replies with "That's some HEAVY stuff, man." and laughs really hard. Heavy sobs.

"I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, burrrrning. Tell me pyro, when did you last burn a million spies? ♪ mmph huddah huuuu ♪

Ḣ͗́ͥͮÊ ̀̓̌ͯ͗C͐̽̈̍Oͫͮ̇́ͤ̊̉Mͩͪͩ́Ē̏S̉͊ͥ̈́̎.͂ T̑̅̍̏ͦHͬ̓̄̂Eͨ̎̓̾ ̍͆Sͥ̐͂ͦͣ̚O̅͐̓ͯNͭ̋̅̋G͂ͧ̄̑ ̓ͤ̚O̓͐̒ͮ̊̆̇F̈ Tͦ͂̈̓H̄͊ͮEͧ̇̾ ̈́ͤͭË́N̔̓D. ͆͌ͪ͋P̂͌Y͋̾͑͂͂RO

Scout enters to play in the Wipeout! game show, but finds that it's harder than it looks

Spy takes off his mask in a similar manner to Finn from Adventure Time (Golden hair flying everywhere)

Heavy is amused by the tiny Medic. Tiny Medic is enraged at being manhandled

Two spies disguised as Medic's doves jeer at him in his operating room, saying that he sucks. Medic buries his face in his hands and cries.