The Mouse Sobs For The Lack Of Cheese, Knowing Full Well He will not be fed, and several of his children will die again tonight from hunger.

If you Look Straight Ahead, You Will See a Common Species of homo sapien Offendea. They Are Very Aggressive And Sensitive, So Be Careful.

It Seems Someone Has Vomited Lines Onto The Floor And Just Kind of Let it There To Sit Uncomfortably.

FUCKING JESSU CHRIST MAN. TERRIFYING WHITE KIRBY STARES AT YOU WITH DISK EYES, GETTING READY TO SUCK YOU INTO HIS INFINITE STOMACH ABYSS.

The Previously Solemn Green Mass Gone On a Ravenous Massacre On Scribble Line Class Mates And Friends, Tonight at 9.

A Present Addressed to Someone Named Sandy Wrapped in (Fresh) Pink Flesh And Pasta Instead of Wrapping Paper And Ribbon.

A GLEEFUL ODDISH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE ITSELF INTO A BURNT OFFERING FOR A POKEMON DEITY THAT WILL ONLY BRING DESOLATION AND MADNESS FOR THIS.

An Fossil of a Arthropod on Trophy Stand, Sitting Lonely in The Cold Super Smash Brothers void Where No one can hear you scream