I am not a crook!

The Deliciously Torture and Death of Diddly Dongers

NOoooo! NO more of this diddly donger shit!

AWWWWWW. Deadpool looks sooooooo sad! Dad, can we keep him? Please please please please please?!?!?!?!1?!!?

Black ooze dripping from his eyes, Jerome tries to save his friend, but it's too late. Jack is gone. His eyes glaze over. He is in another -

Jimmy Buffet Babies, we'll make your dreams come true!

PIGS. IN. HELL.

Two hot bearded guys make out.

DEEZ NUT ALLERGIES

Wowzers! Lookit at awl dem hats!

Winston Churchili.

OH NO! ATTACK OF THE 5O FOOT BUTT!