man reads a book that has as many words as games the ps3 has

woody allen

vlc player man

the poptart is alive

the USA sends a nuke to Africa, which has become entirely infected by the ebola virus

One dude asks the other to describe the doodle URGENTLY, and the other cannot figure it out.

angry bird is too cool to attack green pig. he says meh.

throwing bread at her, the lady with beard

blueprints for nothing

go away stupid kid

mega milk

everything went oscillating to excrements

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