The glorious hero of our nation. The jar of preserved fruits, cast adrift in the great sky void!

Dennis the menace has graduated to making empty, hallow, threats.

The horse took it's last step and collapsed, but our hero leaped off just in time. The green and purple monster still just behind him.

And so, with the one ring upon his hand, Gollum cheered with joy. Then he smacked into the lava.

I can't tell if this thing in my hand is a shiny brown pikachu, or a turd...

The apple cried out at the man. "WHO?! Who did this to me?! Why would someone pull me off the tree like this?! It was my home! I was happy!"

This man is pissing ants! Jesus fuck get him a doctor!

Hello? Is this dog? No, this is Pepsi. Who is dog?

No, I was talking about the clown. You know, the clown? Haha funny guy? Likes to make jokes? Makes me want to make him sleep with fish?

"BOX IS SPY!" shouted the heavy as he sprayed bullets into the nearby map props, ignoring the incoming pyro.

Some woman's butt.... and stuff <3

Guile's new move: Hankie Toss.