A jerk, sitting in a puddle of his own urine, dreams of being a rich businessman. However, the stench of piss is slowly killing him.

Tarzan swinging from a vine while yelling JS.

cheesecake, cherry pie, and grape pie.

a brown-haired woman in a red dress panics in her kitchen when the sink begins overflowing.

A pirate is spelunking within a mine. He comes across a spider and tries to pet it.

sexy snake

zombie snake hissing, but sad that he's a zombie because he will never fulfill his life goals.

The squiggly tentacles protrude from a crack in the side of a large cube that has been placed on a small wooden coffee table.

Onion loves you

A couple kisses while their friend stands next to them, feeling awkward about being a third wheel and questioning his life choices.

I don't know how to love.

The otter, fed up with the ocean, decided to become an arsonist... starting with the zookeeper's birth certificate.

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