The Weeaboo's bloody killing spree lasted nearly a week. The world would never be the same again.

After finishing the instruction manual, Paul felt confident. He understood everything what he was missing. This year he would migrate.

After calmly listening to Carl's riveting and well researched argument, the angry mob decided to let him go. Carl had not planned for this.

After getting his ass kicked by a legless man, Doug decided that it was time to get buff.

Kermit threw down the book in disgust. He knew that he could write a novel that was a 1000% better. All he needed was a little inspiration.

So a duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand "Hey, got any grapes?"

Welp I'm lost in New York City. Guess I'm going to have to ask for directions. Hey, Messiah dude do you know where the closest 7 11 is?

After being transformed into a Graveler, Brock found a new love. A love for fine china.

After outrunning the martians, Moonman and Robo felt that it was time for a vacation.

Japanese beer with a bite

Pencil fight to the death

Clifford's son attempts to call 911 and fails because he is a dog.