cha cha real smooth

The sun has discharged two solar flares creating sunspots on the surface of the sun akin to eyes. The solar flares are heading for earth.

Trilled hrad

Da flayg uf Gerymany

/v/ is appalled at the thought of having to play video games.

a man has painted his entire body in red. What substance is it, blood?

Your mother has had a serious accident.Her pink eye has protruded from her skull cavity and her pupil has further protruded through her iris

A giraffe has fallen and he can't get up.

The black sheep smokes da pipe to wash away his troubles.

Lung disease primarily brought on by silica dust embedded in the Alveoli causing severe inflammation of inner lung tissue.

The cover to 'Thief', a classic stealth video game

The princess and the kingly frog both have genital warts on their faces; what kind of fucked up shit have they been doing.