Soft! What light on yonder table breaks? 'Tis a Martini, and I am an Elizabethan era zombie.

Boobies on the beach! Boobies on a surfboard!

Ronald Mcdonald wants you to inspect his ankles.

If wii were stuck on a desert island, would you play it?

A boy in blue glasses is ecstatic to be riding a pink tricycle.

Nike creates line of shoes for giants.

An alien ponders the intentions of a sentient gun. The gun is pretty pissed.

Your greatest childhood wish.

I haz a bucket.

A man in red sunglasses has mystery reflected in the tint of his shades.

Pacman is a vampire.

Kermit the frog battles a blue venomous snake.