A thief that is loved by armadillios

A flashlight's light seeing a blood stain on the carpet

Blonde man that is loved by cats

Trees that need to go somewhere very quickly, so they quote SATAN

Man screaming at poop in his road

Awesomenauts

Cross that was used to hang sinners

Forever Alone

Dead man

4 lines

Fat Call of Duty player

Nope.avi