karate sushi's got a blue wire hanger up his ass. MUCH PAIN

Scumbag Sun: Earth is broke? Shit wasn't me

presumably a ship made of crack cocaine. or a ship transporting crack cocaine.

PEW PEW! ZAP ZAP! Hoochaaa, sis, playtime is ever much fun with ray gun fight

Self-Portrait OR cock disguised as carrot. -OP, 2012

no good

sad_goth4391 learns the fatal consequences of wishing away his heart. he needs <3 2 li... li...

fuck u, u smug fuckin bird

"Creativity" is a multi-colored jism

I will not. Deal. With your. Muther. Fucking. Carrots. anymore

Ermahgerd. Perker meen.

A cowboy mummy shoots at his pursuers. "Yeehaw!"