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Canadian Ash Ketchum is disappointed that he is inferior to Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.

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The title of the next Coldplay Album.

The horribly deformed offspring of Poliwag and Charmander screams in apathetic agony as it dies.

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A man examines a bar of Poop Brand soap.

A minimalistically drawn brown snake.

the juice of two oranges combines with spilled spaghetti as a japanese woman comments on how cute she is.

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Matt and Patt from Two Best Friends Rule 34.

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My P.E. Teacher, Mr. Gregson takes me to the back of the Woods to show me his magical snake again.

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