Gay sailor wants to buy blood from satan and his blood store

Doodle or Die

Headless horse/man

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Richard Nixon threatens to throw Rainbow Dash out of his campaign

Orange elephant comforts himself over a breakup by stuffing his face with raspberry jam

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Hipster is $1 short of buying a $700 dollar article of "clothing" and needs your help

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Really neat cat with blue fur smoking a cigarette. Really classy.

Smiley says nope in the rain

Baby attacks his dad with a large knife

In Soviet Russia, you kidnap the alien

New Chain

Anything but pornography...please for my own sanity

A nosery - a haberdashery for noses

Sad arsonist about to be taken by a creepy hoe-wielding murderer

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