Moon Raper

Abe Lincoln with Tits.

A castle built by a bouncy kingdom.

A terrible TV show.

NO THAT IS NOT AWESOME.

No he doesn't

There are words in the English language I will never use. These words do not exist so I've got nothing.

I have no fucking idea.

After 45 beers, the alcohol poisoning party took a horribly gay turn.

A terribly drawn piece of soap with background music by Seal.

OH YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. OH MY GOD YES. YES, ITS JUST....OH GOD YES YES YES YES YES.

A man stands on mount rushmore touching himself to pictures of the band rush.