Doodle or Die

The sun tells the ballsack of the sky to rain poop on a lonely country house that appears to be made out of dirt and jellybeans

Doodle or Die

Teeth that look like they were imbibed with Mountain Dew and then smashed with a hammer

Boba Fett roleplays as a police officer before performing fellatio on the Green Lantern.

Green tea beehive

The boy was so entranced by the cotton candy tornado, that he didn't notice the sewing store falling on him from behind.

Superman having a beer with his other hand embedded in the arm of the couch

flava oink

Yellow arrow falls into white and pink top hat. Magic is expected to follow

Genie gives girl daddy long legs legs and then turns her into a lesbian

A romantic comedy/porno movie poster starring Adolf Hitler

New Chain

A guy smiling at a girl's name tag

Stupid dumb blond looking at some stupid grass she probably just chucked there thinking she was artistic. She put some stupid pink stuff in

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