Toddler Pyro carrying a lollipop has learned a new skill. A bubble shield, maybe? He/she is cute. Hey. Wait a minute. This isn't Cave Story.

BLU Spy has stolen RED Scout's porn magazine, starring Scout. Spy dons a snide smile as he says "So Mad Milk isn't Milk..." Medic is scared.

Medic, Spy, and Sniper are cross-dressing for the next Anime Expo™. They expect many weirdos to take pictures of them for "personal uses".

Scout burns a pile of fan-art. Drawn by Medic, it depicts him doing many weird things to Scout. Scout is in a fetal position as photos burn.

Scout introduces his mother to Soldier. Upon viewing Scout's mom, Solly starts to criticize her fashion sense. Scout tells Soldier to STFU.

Soldier as a young boy with a teapot over his head instead of his helmet. He seems agitated. Yep, he was a child soldier. He was Drebin 894.

Scout loves his bat. He proceeds to cuddle with it. The bat, in response to such cuddling, blushes as hard as Scout blushes. The best OTP.

Soldier hesitantly poses for Vogue, blushing deeply. His chest is bare; please draw him like one of your French girls. (solly2tsuntsun4me)

Instead of killing BLU Spy's head, Medic decides to give him the ultimate punishment: ENDLESS JOKES TOLD BY SCOUT. This is not looking good.

Archimedes is now a weapon as well as a misc. item. He patrols the base seeking out those "Itsy Bitsy Spyer"s. He is fighting one right now!

It seems Pyro was being bullied by his team about his/her gender. In a fit of rage and sadness, Pyro decides to burn his/her base down. ;^;

Not only is Soldier excellent at rocket jumping, he is also an incredible high-jump athlete. He can jump over an eagle! Majestic Eagle Flip!