a man rips his head off after being given the shittiest valentine's day depiction of a heart ever

a spider ate too much, and now its web is broken. it says 'oops'

a really happy penguin is wearing a pink scarf. or maybe it is happy because of the scarf. cause and effect breaks down at this point

women go crazy over ernie, but he pines for bert. some day, ernie, bert will stop being so tsundere.

the sad green duck continues swimming amidst a storm.

just how HIGH do you even have to be just to DO something like that

skanonk the honkhonk is a blue ring. An angry piece of toast is confronting him about his speed problem.

a box of camels in the desert.

applejack drank all of those apple ciders and got a wicked bad tummyache (then puked)

motherfucking gary oak's (dick)

I said. Put the bunny. Back in the box.

John Egbert wants Karkat to kiss him. This is incredibly non-canon.