A self-portrait: Your face on Jessica Rabbit's body

Martini in a skirt being chased by barrel-faced jean-glad baton-wielding maniac.

massive vaguely phallic candy cane in the hands of a sad person

Cards against humanity

it appears to be math problems with symbols (maybe body parts?) (is that a nose?) OP get your shit together

breasts aflame

A big-eyed alien drools while eating a frog leg

Two unclothed stick figures hiking down Mt Everest with a zebra

Harry Potter, touched to death

Goldfish fears, flees friendly shark.