Oh god, this diary. It is like a trainwreck.

No more ponies.

The Sun is causing discontent in his running partner, the Earth.

One legged Superman tugs on a Cat Batman's Cape

A sewer with a orange substance spewing out.

Man needs skrewdriver (is a racist (maybe))

Islam smokin' a fattie

A sick Venus fly trap.

An angel who has his penis out and it attacking tiny men.

This Dog is living the thug life, damn.

Duck Burger Chef

I did not have sexual relations with that girl.