A pokemon trainer doesn't know his own strength, and his Luvdisc pays the ultimate price.

Bob the tomato was found dead today in the garden, just under his vine. Police suspect foul play, as he was still ripe.

Rabster, the new Rat-Lobster pokemon.

A waiter cuts and serves a man strips from his own leather jacket. He provides cracked pepper and a glass of merlot, but sadly, no dressing.

The Malto Meal's "totally safe" advertisement on the box proved false as there were snakes inside.

Draw the object on your immediate left

Clifford's size finally proves to be fatal, and after he realizes what he's done, he decides... He likes it.

A rhino is distraught to find out that his horn was actually a volcano, which is now erupting.

Skittles and Arizona Watermelon Iced Tea

A man vomits his lunch, proving that it's better to chew his hard-boiled eggs instead of swallowing them whole.

It's the midnight crew

A sheet of paper has decapitated Shrek, and he's pretty smug about it.