Oh...well then. It's a book...of sorts...

It is returning through the dark...Doctor you have met your mark...

Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

The banana stole all of the orange's money

"This is a carrot" says Gandalf. "Yes, but I wear the badge." Says random police officer. Detective Lassiter?

No homo? Is he...sitting in a pool of blood?

Detention, Mr Potter, you have failed to wear pants for three weeks in a row now...

Hell yeah 'Murica!

Uh oh, Elmo and his toilet friend are going to kill you!

Allons-y!

Poor caged lion clouds

Rose? Grabbing a wall?