a pie is floating on a surfboard in the middle of the sea

half a white phantom of the opera mask against a black background and a flower that does not look like a rose

what you get when you give a unicorn steroids

smuggler smuggles spanish-speaking beings in his briefcase across US-Mexico border. there's pink lotion on his moustache area and briefcase

a skinny beaver calls a bald and naked unhappy stick woman (who has her boobs on her neck) ugly, using wrong grammar

classic case of hit and run

a sideways view of two boobs. one pink and one yellow. both have pink nipples

a figure dressed in white wearing dark glasses dances gangnam style saying hey_ sexy lady!

siamese twins conjoined at the lips look at each other with a red ball of yarn tangled in between their hairs

New Chain

a mouse gets caught in a rat trap!

short for 'I Don't Know' + smiley face + heart

a devilish-looking girl sits at a desk typing on a keyboard, holding a thumbs up with a pencil stuck in her left bleeding eye saying awesome

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