Sniper realizes that if Scout is invisible, he could watch him wank. Scout says he already has. The viewer is slightly unnerved.

RED Demoman gazes wistfully at a picture of the BLU Soldier, thinking "I thought we were best friends."

Medic wants to take you to the gay bar. Also he's drunk.

The pyro is on fire, and loves every second of it. Meanwhile, Owly gives no more fucks.

medic is voting for obama.

Soldier is the statue of liberty. It is him.

heavy has transformed into a car. a pootis car.

Sniper's snipey sense is tingling. There's a spy around here, pardner.

Medic is the true scoundrel. He has backstabbed scout with a bonesaw enthusiastically.

A pootis worm? I can't really tell but it looks like it has a wrench on its head

Sniper warns dave that that's not apple juice

YEAH TOAST