A really hot guy with muscles says "The beach is.... THAT WAY"

Tripping

DAT GRAVY

A beautiful girl isn't very good at math.

Draw me like one of your french girls.

A cow jumps over the moon.

A person giving another person a high five :D

a ripped piece of paper

A deformed man trying to make eye contact with a stranger

An orange police officer hugs a fat blue man whilst whispering "Thank you bro"

Green eggs and BACON, motha fucka.

This has something to do with Homestuck, bet. Anyway, a pretty chick with horns and no pupils. Black hair.