A man balancing a tak on his head. This tak is holding a balloon inside of a jellyfish's cervix.

Doodle or Die

a carrot has accidentally murdered it's mother.

a witch managing a potion from the air.

a green squirell staring at pair of delicious balls.

New Chain

an angel changing a lightbulb.

New Chain

persistent, manly agitation.

sentient sperm

taking nascar behind tje

being attacked by a pumpkin with wolverine claws.

New Chain

An octopus drinking a martini.

A husband butt hands a pecan roll to a wife butt.

Spades Slick.

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