11 white dots, 3 pink dots, 4 orange dots, 2 red dots and 1 dark red dot, all on a black background

A bob-omb looks away from the viewer and gazes at a clock with blue numbers: "12:02", the start of the best day ever

coloured hair people barf on each other's shoes at a disco.

blue eyed banana samurai rides biggest one of all

a silly ronald mcDonald with plus eyes can't get enough of those smoke sticks

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The sun is dismayed at a :D-plant seedling has recieved a giant cup of coffee relative to the plant's size.

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The most stereotypical-looking asian you can get

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Bender in a pimpin' white top hat sipping on an orange martini, probably made with Cointreau, or perhaps an orange liqeur

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A woman has a neutral reaction to being impaled through the middle of her triangular body with a purple pool noodle toy

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A vaguely offensive fortune cookie that delivers it's punchline in a Yakov Smirnov-esque fashion

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A can of beer. That's friggin' it.

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An elegant painting of a chick with long black hair and a green sweater

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