Dirk and Dave Strider having sex.

New Chain

Any of the Gorillaz characters.

Angry British witch.

T-Rex throws a man at the sun, laughing, "Deal with it, nerd."

IKEA's new slogan is "Fuck yea," and it now only markets broken furniture.

A deceiving label tells unsuspecting consumers that a metal beer barrel is actually full of Smucker's.

Everybody stahp with the gender stereotypes, female fish can be blue too!

Minnie Mouse performing oral sex on a giant shrimp

Jimbob's hobo friend ran out of heroin.

White dot on black canvas. Modern art.

Three Chainz

dead bird is thrown out to space at a speed of over 9000 mph

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