Garnet thinks it's very rude that God (you) did not finish creating (drawing) her body

Precious mentally scarred child, too beautiful and perfect for this world

Nerdy egg writes erotic (yet boring) fanfiction about abstract concepts such as time itself

Intelligent avian is frankly insulted by your obvious murderous ruse

Delicious clam combo meal

Hmmm...this spaghetti is suspiciously reminiscent of human skin...

Her eyes are glassy, dark bags under them. She's been playing Doodle or Die for hours now.

In a world where the only colors are those found in a package of "rainbow" goldfish, one man gains an appendage that will change his life

"𐒦𝑟ᖍᘇᘇꔌₑ," he says. What could it mean?

Shipping war psyop

Young Greg collapses to the floor, having an existential crisis over his life's decisions

fake and gay