No, I am not describing a Homestuck picture.

A spring-duck

A man escaping from a giant blue and red drinking straw.

If mangoes could fly

Chicken noodle soup

Depressed smurf wants to end it all by fire.

Millions and millions of space noodles

Archangel Gaylord

classy blonde poop

Get in the car. I'll explain later.

Black polar bear stands next to a snowstorm.

Sunday night