A frighteningly accurate depiction of MS Paint circa 1998

On March 30th, 2005 a man rushes to the bathroom, finds it occupied by a naked man, and subsequently shits his pants. Drawn as a loss comic

A jiggling red jello sings a song to a melting lime Italian ice

A shadowy nightmare woman standing at the foot of a man's bed is illuminated by light passing through a window.

The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison.

Bacteria have merged to form a scene of a figure standing on top of a tree

Two voyeuristic senior citizens having sex outside of a Bob Evans. "Oh Elmer!" she shouts, as he mounts her in the parking lot.

A very jewish letter Y is transformed into a human

Little Red Riding Hood has become very dark since she lost her grandmother.

A man frustratedly explaining donut geometry until hes gray in the face

Only toucan murder is permissible. All other birds cannot be killed

A faceless knight tries to enjoy rocky road ice cream but cannot due to his helmet getting in the way