Dovhakin's helmet comes to life and falls down the stairs. :(

A dominatrix walks her slave. His arms are cut off at the elbow.

A three-eyed soulless ginger reclines in his chair and watches blood drip from the ceiling.

"Miaow" goes blobcat.

Hold your lighters up, my zombie brothers! Sniff.

Arson at the old folk's home.

Harry Potter studies math to find out just how improbable his survival was.

Some new number puzzle

The TMNTs have taken casualties. Yellow and blue have died.

A pirate cyclops is employed by Jesus.

Snoopy goes home. Go home, Snoopy.

The Colonel's moustache has gone to hell