Golfer: You were... sub par. [LARGE EXPLOSION] END SCENE.
Thank you kind sir. I needed to blow my nose.
The love goblin
Deadmau5 drops the cherrybomb.
Upvote man! He has the superpower to make criminals obsessed with internet popularity
Scary-cat
A jumping red bug
Are you asleep yet?
You take the smart pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe the meaning of life is 42.
"I got you this chicken! Why won't it stop pecking me?! Chicken, you're supposed to be my friend!"
Yes, we're going to cure... DEATH!
Sometimes it's okay to cry over spilt milk