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A parentheses is having an identity crisis.

Four things that aren't Jackie Chan. GO!

Groudon bratwurst, with mustard.

It's okay, man, it's over now, it's over. Put down the gun, he's dead, man, he's dead.

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angsty knuckles disproves science

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