A blindfolded Asian walks into her room to find herself a surprise birthday party.
Kick you in the fuck
communists gather round for the 45th annual licking of the american flag!
America... FUCK YEAH!
YAY!!!!!
Giant red thing with a gray line behind it
Mark Jacksons Head is a Basketball
A submarine under the ocean
shes on her period but who cares
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DO u belive in butts after butts?
the striders are too cool
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