Frying poisonous eggs

Blue Stickman urinating on the floor.

A concert, where the singer is a really happy candle. The other band members look like crayons.

All that the smurf can think about is carrots

A star with a heart on top of it

A pervy shot of under a girl's skirt/dress

An assortment of red, black and white; there is no actual shape of any kind though.

Mathematics

A hollow love-heart, I think

A round brown ball with a bowtie

I have no idea written, with a big ? in the middle

An IKEA delivery if some stairs