A poorly drawn plate questions his very existence.

water flying out of green mug.

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Roaches attacking california with tiny roach tanks and tiny roach planes and tiny roach soldiers and tiny roach rifles.

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America and China making friends at school.

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YAY! CAPTAIN AWESOME! Unfortunately, the kids are unaware Cpt. Awesome is a child murderer. AND NOT A REAL CAPTAIN EVEN.

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Yawning rainbow

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Blue shirted man screaming in pain. He has a large nose and his eyes are closed but somehow angled upwards.

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That guy from little mermaid with the trident except he has no hair, and someone is suprised

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Jr. Deputy Rodgers reaches for the suspect's breasts.

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Very lonely box of "Poke-Porn", presumably porn involving pokemon, is sitting on the grass, a hobo is sifting through it.

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Friar tuck bragging about his recently purchased large gold hoop earring.

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