A robber stole an elderly man's purple dot.

a gear of gear

I'll have a blue, Christmas without you.

A nerd asking for spare change after his job was outsourced to India.

Zombie loses leg after it was taken off by bear trap.

Hi I am a Debauchee.

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A woman proposing to a robot

A sad muffin

A group of tomatoes are attacking two emo chicks.

An albino frog finds a vibrator.

Anthoney killing Ian's Pink Frosted Sprinkled doughnut with his new favorite food, a knife.