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Oh Heather, he said. You're still beautiful when dead

A poorly drawn hippopotamus with water streaming from its feet

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Draw yourself as your spirit animal

Hal9000 watches his baby turtles reach the finish line

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In the heat of the moment, Frank squeezed Heather's entrails and drove them to the circus.

The Butt balloon (Buttaloon Patent Pending)

The host of Pooland welcomes his guests for a wonderful, stinky day.

A foot long all american weiner

A cheap african american floozy tricks a client into believing she's a high class asian escort.

Mr Saturn grew a body and a bad haircut and is about to throw a poor penguin into a gorge

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HNNGH AAGGGH HNNNG AAAAAH OOOH AAAh OOOOOOOOOOH

I'm very hongray. Give me the SALT.

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