Nightmare monster, eyes black as night, gangrenous claws, you're in for a fright!

Stupid Sexy Flanders!

Happy pineapple greets the morning sun. Happy pineapple o'er the meadow's brook did run.

New Chain

No one's gonna take me alive Time has come to make things right You and I must fight for our rights You and I must fight to survive

You cannot. There is a well-drawn elephant in the way.

Drama queen looks away in terror from her own idiotic question. Her finger is massively swollen for no good reason.

Eeyup! I sell apples, and apple accessories.

DeadMau5 doesn't always eat flies, but when he does, they are dipped in salsa, blue, and DELICIOUS. Yum!

Monocle-wearing Good Guy Fancy Pants loves his Doritoes. Oh yes.

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

A boy and a girl stare up at the clouds.

Blue-haired wiener doggy has dizzy spells.

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