A badass purple robot, i wish i could do the drawer justice by correctly naming who it is but i can't so i'll just say it's transformer-y

I kissed a sea turtle once.

A badass mecha wading through the sea to wreck some bitches.

Orbital bombardment on a house

a floating head with a moustache riding the high seas with his unconscious 'Z' friend.

I didn't dig my way out of guantanamo bay with nothing but an information pamphlet and a sparrow to hear smack talk from jokers like you.

A pink elephant with a drinking problem

i'm afraid you don't get to make that choice mister tibbles. get in the bag.

A clueless robot is confused as to why the fleshies would pour liquid up their noses.

Jupiter's next top model.

The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door.

An old wooden ship fires its cannons at an enormous floating ship steadily approaching it.