I hate starting these things. Use your imagination.

A heterosexual Time Machine

Slenderman does not understand

A starfish in love

Air, nothing else.

A sad windchime

An alien with giant fangs a it's tongue hanging out drooling. Also he's wearing a tie.

A constellation in the shape of man bits.

A log cabin in the middle of no where with a field of dead corn and a purple cabbage patch. There's a trail of pink blood in the horizon

A wiener dog with no front legs! But he still looks happy..

A worm wearing a tube top sprays water from it's left eye

An asian with glasses yells and an american: Ameriga! F.... Yeah!