a person blushing really bad and he/she is talking and spit is coming out

I dont really know, i see an H and thats all i can make out of it... But lets do H2O

It would be a fat man with a baby inside him O.o

a white guy rage quits checkers because a black man is cheating (surprise surprise!)

an old Jewish man with saggy tits

A Mexican saying "Vamos a decir que no! WOOO..."

A queen or princess holding a golden staff

a turtle pooping with blood in it?

a Kitty with depression says "I'm Sad"

PRECIOUS!

a three headed red eye'd dragon shoots lightning out of their mouth's at the ground

A very well drawn Jesus riding a raptor through a vortex!