An anus is on his way to get his daily shopping, but his mother (an anus with a mustache) wants him with her to get her mustache trimmed.

A slutty rock.

A crescent moon is using a sword to fight an Islamic woman wielding a silver plated holy cross.

He's like Mario, FROM THE FUTURE!

A slice of pizza is happy that he has acquired legs.

your anus

Gengar has put on a delightful red bow tie to go on a dinner date with your dead mother.

a horse shitting blood