Trogdor failed to burninate all the peoples.

A lighthouse stands, only one soul inside. Old stars, the only other light. Its fire, warning and beckoning. "What lone life" I'm reckoning.

A medicine man has managed to make a greyback gorilla zombie, but doesn't really know what to do with it now.

Due to the rise in popularity of indie music, hipsters get into b-movies.

Kim Jong-Un declares Rastafari the official religion. Suddenly NK isn't as hardassed as it used to be.

Gumby finds a tape of Super Hornio Bros. and tries to hide it in a purple bag, for "research".

Mr. Hyde tries to replace Dr. Jekyll's Word documents with his own.

Casino Royales newest gambling hit: Go Fish. Daniel Craig goes all out.

George Jetson and Bender wear Yogi and Boo-Boo's bodies like suits.

Those nouveau-dead just won't take class seriously.

Something Awful pissed of Joss Whedon, so he reboots one of his series just to get back at them.

A castle with Gordon Ramsay's personality is offended by your undercooked poultry.