Ew, Man. *shove*

God help us. God help us, all.

CUT AWF YO HOUSE AND BAWWWSSSS

Mario's hung like a Goomba... that poor Italian bastard.

What a lovely Christmas Tree... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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